A breed of horse
often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounter
At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.
A kinky alien race in the Star Wars expanded universe who are into S/M
. They have a type of weapon called an amphistaff which goes from a limp whip-like shape to a hardened staff shape, and hence are similar to human males. They are also into emo cutting
They use biotech exclusively, and no regular tech. This means for example, that their doorways are actually the anus
of some giant animal, and the ship has to open its sphincter to let them off. They enjoy the erotic contractions provided by living armour and clothes. Instead of lubricant they use something called Blorash Jelly.
They worship Jaina Solo
, presumably because of her hot ass
They are able to improve themselves by cutting off parts of their body and replacing them with alien limbs. For example, a Yuuzhan Vong with a tiny dick
himself and implant an elephant trunk or a live snake down there. If it didn't take hold and dropped off, he would be a shamed one
. Surprisingly, he would not be shamed by walking rou...
Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.
Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"
Me: "Of course they don't"
Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"
Me: "Surprise, surprise..."
Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."
Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"
Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"
0MG I totally pounded ur anuses!
Ur anuses areSO SORE!
SORE ANUSES ALL AROUND!
I am SUCH an ANUSPOUNDER!
"I really don't get disgusted by a bit of immaturity in a game. I got a chuckle playing Horror of Rylvania when the game called me a pervert for trying to fuck
the horse. Mostly just because it was unexpected. And hey, *mounting* the horse actually netted me a useful item!
MH (the horsef...errr....horsemounter)"
Someone who has sex with pigeon
s. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest
and tries to fuck
them in the ass
. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.
Probable inspiration for the notorious porn
series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick
Dastardly and his dog Muttley
tries to capture and rape
an especially elusive pigeon.
Not to be confused with turkeystuffer
, chicken choker
, nor with the more generic bird lover
(see also chicken lover
"Belgian police have swooped on the homes of pigeon fanciers, seizing large quantities of suspected performance-enhancing drugs." (report on the use of viagra)
"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)