Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich 

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.

Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."

Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich by Looger November 21, 2009

Reverse Bow Tie 

When the GF, wife, or prostitute while wearing a strap-on is reverse-titty-fucking a man so that all he see's is her ass and meat curtains, which happens to look like a bow tie on his neck.

Dude 1: I need to lose weight.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: The wife said the only sex we are having is a reverse bow tie until I lose my man-tits

Reverse Bow Tie by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP February 28, 2024

Reverse Bow Tie 

When your girl reverse titty-fuck a guy. It goes without saying, the she would wear a strapon and the dude is fat enough to have tits. Needless to say, dude also get pegged on a regular basis. Her ass and meat curtains are upside-down and it looks like he is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "reverse bow tie" because the guy is who titty-fucks a girl.

Guy 1: I need to loose weight!
Guy 2: Why!
Guy 1: My girl only wants to do reverse bow tie.

Reverse Bow Tie by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP March 8, 2024