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bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
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Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh 

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"
"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

gotta bounce 

need to leave, or got to go
sorry gotta bounce talk later
gotta bounce by nugget5 April 23, 2016

Bouncing on my boy's dick 

What ted cruz does every day after hes done zodiac killing the shit out of tupac's holigrams
Bouncing on my boy's dick to this for hours

10 cans of bounce that ass 

It's means some one ASS or BREATH smelling like something strong and stank and they need to wash they fish stick ass
Damn her breath smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass!!

Bouncer Fat 

A man who is tall and fat but thinks he is muscular. You would need a chainsaw to cut the fat down on this pig.
Yo mugs don't sweat that dude he is not tough, he is bouncer fat. One shot to the neck and he will drop like bird shit.
Bouncer Fat by bt3101 July 10, 2010

dirty bouncing 

A word made up by Comedian Christoper Titus that describes the act of sex.
A: There's this girl at the club that I'm going to hook up with.
B: Oh, you guys are going to be dirty bouncing?
dirty bouncing by antidad September 11, 2013