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Boughtwood

A term used for a woman paying for a male gigalo. A Boughtwood is generally a blonde slut who seeks penis on all accounts. She is known for hooking up with 35+ guys, and carrying multiple STD's due to her horny nature.
Oh man, i banged a Boughtwood last night, i'm going to be riddles with STD's
Boughtwood by lucke1 November 28, 2010
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Boutwood 

To do a boutwood is to tell your friend's enemy about something your friend said about them - normally something sexual. As in 'about wood' ~ about penis.
Martha: I bet Tom is hung.
Jack: Haha, yeh! Go for him!

Jack: Hey, Tom, Martha is all up on your shit!

Martha: Oh, no! Tom just talked to me about his dick! Jack did a boutwood!
Boutwood by LadyAngsthase May 11, 2010
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Blightwood 

The name of the worst shadow, discipline, and holy priest on the MMORPG, World of Warcraft, on the Dalaran server.
Guy 1: "Did you guys see Blightwood outside Ironforge?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's getting face rolled by practically everyone."
Blightwood by Sheltz January 10, 2008

brightwood

A ghetto ass neighborhood in Indiana.
Nicole thinks Kenny Chesney moved to Brightwood, but no cracker would willingly live in a ghettoass place like that. Cheese is from Brightwood.
brightwood by Kelsey Sisko July 14, 2006

Boutwood 

A person, usually a girl, who constantly shines and polishes the crystals that surround her bum. Sometimes also have nipples with a thick coating of white caster sugar.
Caz: God, that girl, is SUCH a Boutwood!
Emily: What? God, thats one beautiful crystalised ass she got on her!
Geoffrey: And look at those sugar coated titties!
Boutwood by hepibubble January 2, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026