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A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.
I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.
by flyingpigvomit January 09, 2014
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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