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bottlenecky 

When you've tried to work out the major bottlenecks in your operation, and you have some success, but new, smaller bottlenecks show up that you still have to work to iron out.
"Ok so even though we moved Jim out of being the main bottleneck in Operations, and replaced him with multiple teams and team leads, we've noticed things starting to get a bit bottlenecky again, because the team leads have themselves become bottlenecks on some of the more complex operations."
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Bottleneck 

Computer-related definition: A part of your computer internals is slowing your entire system down.
Example of a Bottleneck: Your GPU is higher-end compared to your processor, but your processor isn't powerful enough and prevents your GPU from working at full potential. This is also known as bootlegging.
Bottleneck by The Elder Hobo October 22, 2013

Bottleneck 

A bottleneck is a point of congestion in a production system (such as an assembly line or a computer network) that occurs when workloads arrive too quickly for the production process to handle.
Pepe can not handle this volume, he is such a bottleneck
Bottleneck by DonLemar June 7, 2019

Bottleneckin'

For one to drink straight from the bottle while consuming alcoholic beverages, preferably liquor.
"Well, we ran out of cups so it look's like we will need to be Bottleneckin' it tonight."

Bottleneck 

Bottleneck is a thing or a person that slows down a flow or a process
A: Hey how is the project going?
B: It´s alright but Naga is a bottleneck so we are a bit behind
Bottleneck by NAHA31 October 13, 2021

Bottleneck Gamer 

An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:

Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.

Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.

A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.
Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.

bottleneck 

A co-worker who takes so long to do their job they make every project take longer than it should.
We would have been done with this project two months ago if Dante wasn't such a bottleneck.
bottleneck by SafeGoat September 28, 2008