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bottlerocketing

When you hold your nut in for a prolonged amount of time and squeeze your penis to the point where the head of your cock is blown off, soaring through the air.
Jerry: Bro, how did that hole in the wall happen?
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...
bottlerocketing by NightmareFuel13 January 10, 2019

bottleshop 

liquor store , australia
bottleshop by Anonymous July 2, 2003

bottlenosed 

Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.
Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!

or...

Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!
bottlenosed by Jeff Striker September 15, 2007

bottlebin 

bottlbin is the act of inserting one's limb into a crevice of a human body in a non-sexual manner, such as the arm pit, ear, or the knee pit.

A bottlebin to the arm is bottlebin in its purest most untainted form and is regarded with respect and dignity.

The opposite of a bottlebin is a chikubin, the act in which one clamps one's hand over the nipple of a target and gropes in a non-sexual manner.

The Treaty of bottlebin

1. Thou shalt not bottlebin without reason.

2. Thou art bottlebinned.

3. Thou shalt always keep the name of bottlebin revered and sanctioned upon thy lips

4. Thou shall bottlebineth with courage and valor

5. The Gourd is my bottlebin

6. Thou shall honor the bottlebin above all paperbins, otherbins, and spare trash bag bins

7. If thou art been bested by a bottlebin thou shalt admit bottlebinular defeat

8. Dare to bottlebin

You can also recycle bottles in a bottlebin.
Jack walked down the corridor relaxed. Jun jumped out and with a flash of movement, crisply placed his hand upon the breasteses of Jack, chikubinning him. Jack countered with a pull to Jun's arm, leaving his arm pit exposed to a mighty bottlebin, leaving Jun crippled in bottlebinular defeat.

The two were at a stalemate, each's hand tied up with the other, searching for a weakness which they could exploit with a quick jab or strike. With a diving motion, Jack thrust his head into a dive and swiftly uplifted, bringing his head into full bodied bottlebin, ending the duel.

Jun was once again left in bottlebinular defeat. It was then he discovered the dark arts of chikubin.

To be continued.
bottlebin by Dr. Smoof May 30, 2011

Battlebots 

Battlebots is the coolest show ever where robots fight FTP
Battlebots is the best show ever

Bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.
Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
Bottlejobs by mikewhite February 8, 2019

Bottlebanking

A sexual act involving the victim's head being pushed inside the hole of a bottlebank, so it can't be removed. It can be homosexual or heterosexual, but is usually in the form of gay/gang rape. The most common bottlebanking zones are those with the most bottlebanks e.g. car parks, supermarkets etc.
'Have you heard about that Johnson kid down the street?'
'No, what?'
'He got bottlebanked last Wednesday down by Tesco's!'
'You serious? Damn...there's a big bottlebanking scene around here'
Bottlebanking by Doveboi June 18, 2009