bottlebin 

bottlbin is the act of inserting one's limb into a crevice of a human body in a non-sexual manner, such as the arm pit, ear, or the knee pit.

A bottlebin to the arm is bottlebin in its purest most untainted form and is regarded with respect and dignity.

The opposite of a bottlebin is a chikubin, the act in which one clamps one's hand over the nipple of a target and gropes in a non-sexual manner.

The Treaty of bottlebin

1. Thou shalt not bottlebin without reason.

2. Thou art bottlebinned.

3. Thou shalt always keep the name of bottlebin revered and sanctioned upon thy lips

4. Thou shall bottlebineth with courage and valor

5. The Gourd is my bottlebin

6. Thou shall honor the bottlebin above all paperbins, otherbins, and spare trash bag bins

7. If thou art been bested by a bottlebin thou shalt admit bottlebinular defeat

8. Dare to bottlebin

You can also recycle bottles in a bottlebin.

Jack walked down the corridor relaxed. Jun jumped out and with a flash of movement, crisply placed his hand upon the breasteses of Jack, chikubinning him. Jack countered with a pull to Jun's arm, leaving his arm pit exposed to a mighty bottlebin, leaving Jun crippled in bottlebinular defeat.

The two were at a stalemate, each's hand tied up with the other, searching for a weakness which they could exploit with a quick jab or strike. With a diving motion, Jack thrust his head into a dive and swiftly uplifted, bringing his head into full bodied bottlebin, ending the duel.

Jun was once again left in bottlebinular defeat. It was then he discovered the dark arts of chikubin.

To be continued.

bottlebin by Dr. Smoof May 30, 2011

Bottlebanking

A sexual act involving the victim's head being pushed inside the hole of a bottlebank, so it can't be removed. It can be homosexual or heterosexual, but is usually in the form of gay/gang rape. The most common bottlebanking zones are those with the most bottlebanks e.g. car parks, supermarkets etc.

'Have you heard about that Johnson kid down the street?'
'No, what?'
'He got bottlebanked last Wednesday down by Tesco's!'
'You serious? Damn...there's a big bottlebanking scene around here'

Bottlebanking by Doveboi June 18, 2009

bottlejack 

Noun: A device or place or person that raises your spirits
Verb: to raise one's spirits

When you get the blues a friend is usually a good bottlejack

Judith bottlejacked Pearl when she was feeling down in the dumps

bottlejack by Nilgoa July 31, 2016

Remuera Battletank 

New Zealand slang for a large SUV named for an expensive suburb of Auckland.

"A Remuera Battltank was parked in front of me, filling up of gas. The driver asked me if I wanted to pull up and share the pump, and when I said 'yes" he said 'Tough Cheese, inbred.'"

Remuera Battletank by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004

Bottlebaby 

noun

1. Newborns and infants who are not breast-fed by their mothers or wet-nurse from birth; children bottle fed with man-made formula, cow, goat and other non-human milk.

2. An adult syndrome, neurosis or psychosis associated with fixation on female breasts caused by not being breast-fed; the condition can cause adult males to stare for hours at images of exposed female breasts, preferably in-person but usually on video while spanking the monkey. This affliction has caused the loss of millions of hours of relational and professional productivity; and has subjected the owners of these splendid protuberances to fawning, gawking and general harassment for a glimpse at the much sought after nipple and aureola.

3. A grown animal that you rescued as a newborn, and you bottle fed in the absence of its mother.

1. His mother's breasts did not produce any milk, so he became a bottlebaby from birth.

2. The bottlebaby couldn't get a good look down the waitresses' top because she was wearing a leotard.

The bottlebaby was sucking so hard on her tit she thought her nipple would rip right off.

Bottlebabies get a little chubby when the top meat is exposed, a full-blown erection at the sight of a nipple and a pearl jam eruption when she manipulates her boobs in any way; but preferably by pinching the nipple and gently pulling the breast away from her body, releasing and repeating.

Bottlebaby by pointcomfort June 14, 2011

bottleanus 

When you're at your straight friend's house pounding back a few beers and your friend gets up to go to the bathroom. You take your friend's nonempty beer bottle and forcibly insert it into your anus. Using your now gaping asshole, you rub your anus all over his couch cushions, pranking your friend.

Lance got up to use the toilet so i bottleanus'd his couch

bottleanus by Alec J Biello August 29, 2011

Bottlebanking

The act being caught by the head, whether voluntarily or through coercion, in a bottlebank, those most commonly used to recycle glass. The bottlebankee is then submitted to some form of sexual abuse or pleasure (depending on the situation), before being abandoned/rescued.

The origins of this practice are unclear, as are the motives for willingly being submitted to the stench of stale alcohol or other festering liquids whilst suffering molestation, however it is often linked more toward a homosexual activity than a heterosexual one, as described in the British sitcom 'The Inbetweeners' in Series 3.

I was walking through McDonald's car park last night when my head was forced through the green glass recycling slot and I was thoroughly raped. I later found out that I had been subjected to a practice usually known as Bottlebanking

Bottlebanking by Queefoooo October 26, 2010