1. Newborns and infants who are not breast-fed
by their mothers or wet-nurse
from birth; children bottle fed with man-made formula, cow, goat and other non-human milk.
2. An adult syndrome
associated with fixation on female
breasts caused by not being breast-fed
; the condition can cause adult males to stare for hours at images of exposed female breasts
, preferably in-person but usually on video while spanking the monkey
. This affliction has caused the loss of millions of hours of relational and professional productivity; and has subjected the owners of these splendid protuberances to fawning, gawking and general harassment for a glimpse at the much sought after nipple and aureola.
3. A grown animal that you rescued as a newborn, and you bottle fed in the absence of its mother.
1. His mother's breasts
did not produce any milk, so he became a bottlebaby from birth.
2. The bottlebaby couldn't get a good look down the waitresses' top because she was wearing a leotard.
The bottlebaby was sucking
so hard on her tit
she thought her nipple
would rip right off.
Bottlebabies get a little chubby
when the top meat is exposed, a full-blown erection
at the sight of a nipple
and a pearl jam eruption
when she manipulates her boobs
in any way; but preferably by pinching the nipple
and gently pulling the breast
away from her body
, releasing and repeating.