Bottle Nosed Titties 

A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.

I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!

Bottle Nosed Titties by ThatTittieGuy November 18, 2013

bottled nose dolphin 

penis male genetalia

I'd sure like to let my bottled nose dolphin swim in her fish tank

bottled nose dolphin by HondaHomie07 April 24, 2004

Nose battle 

When the car in the lane next to you slowly speeds up ever so slightly that the front of the car is ahead of you, then you speed up, then he speeds up again.

This douche bag was trying to challenge me in a nose battle on the highway today.

Nose battle by slut1234 August 16, 2009

bottlenosed 

Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.

Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!

or...

Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!

bottlenosed by Jeff Striker September 15, 2007

Bottlenose Dolphin 

The act of submerging underwater and ramming your nose up your partner’s ass as they simultaneously fart.

While taking a bath together, Jake held his breath and asked, “Oh Amanda, will you please go underwater and give me a bottlenose dolphin?” She obliged.

Bottlenose Dolphin by SwankdizzleFresh April 5, 2021

Bottlenose Dolphin 

A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.

(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"

Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"

Bottlenose Dolphin by Velocidad Maximus October 5, 2011

Bottlenose 

A person or thing that is a real pain. They're annoying, or in the case of a object they don't work. Can also be used in place of verb.

can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.

"Man, steve is really being a bottlenose today!"

"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"

"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"

Bottlenose by Pat November 3, 2004