Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses,
like the infamous "forest-
fire-starter" curved lens-
like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.
Wow, that little old lady's sure got the
coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.
Grade-school kid #1:
Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge
thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux,
Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.