bostulance

Haphazard intentional ignorance or disregard, which will, INNEVITABLY, lead to regret.

Robbie: Aaaargh!! Why d'you leave that tin of paint there?

Euan: Sorry man, I couldn't be arsed moving it.

Robbie: That just stained my brand new dungarees you Bostulant Fuck! I can't believe your bostulance! No more Alaskan Pipelines for you you cunt

bostulance by Artimus Ward September 18, 2008

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bondulance

Bondulance, the only apropreate thing to call an ambulance when someone or yourself is having a stronk

You:"Hurlp Im haveing a stronk"
Random person:"Someone call him a bondulance!"

bondulance by Tirpitz September 7, 2022

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Related Words

bostulance • bondulance • BORGulance

BORGulance

BORGulance is an ambulance utilized to medically transport students that have consumed WAY TOO much BORG.

28 ambulances, mmhhh, BORGulances, carried away intoxicated students at the Blarney Blowout. Thoughts and prayers are requested for these poor, unfortunate students.

BORGulance by Purplenado March 7, 2023

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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