Most Badass City located in Louisiana! . Bossier citizens don't take bullshit from people and they ain't about to make themselves look like a bitch by not knocking out assholes. Seriously though, don't test somebody from Bossier, even if they ain't in Bossier no more. They will for a fact at the minimum give you a bloody nose thats so fucking hard that it'll look like a blood waterfall by the time they're done with you! if they get more than the minimum, boy, ur screwed!
Jackass: "Hey look its that podunk redneck kid from Bossier city!"
Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"
Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"
Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"
Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"
Asshole: "Oh shit."
Other guy: "I warned ya"
The jackass gets his shit rocked.
Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"
Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"
Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"
Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"
Asshole: "Oh shit."
Other guy: "I warned ya"
The jackass gets his shit rocked.
by Certified Bossier Boy April 5, 2023