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Born-Again Fiscal Conservative 

When a politician abruptly becomes conscious about government spending and the national debt, often occuring after their political party becomes the minority, and thus has less government influence to pass legislation.
Several Republican members of the House of Representatives became born-again fiscal conservatives when Barack Obama became President, after years of wasterful spending.

Born Again Masturbator 

- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.

- A person who decides to stop masturbating
- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"

- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."
Born Again Masturbator by JaeJeter February 13, 2009

born again stupid 

Someone who is born with intelligence, receives an education and thinks logically, only to give up educated and intelligent thinking, logic and even self discovery for stupid thinking, ignorantly living without any thought or understanding of consequences or, alternatively, blindly following an organization, crowd or individual(s).
A person who is born again stupid is someone who stops being open-minded and tolerant then becomes a conservative. Someone who once listened to a broad range of ideas but now blindly follows the rhetoric and leader(s) in a neo-conservative group, refusing to listen to facts and logic.
born again stupid by lovesmyway April 14, 2010

Born-Again Emo 

n.; adj. someone who drastically changes there way of dress and music and becomes emo, almost over-night

C: "Sean's not shaving or cutting his hair now. He's a Born-Again Emo."
B: "Wow... What a lame-ass."

Born again hard

I don't know what happened to you Pyle, but you are certainly born again hard.
Born again hard by Go_Blues September 30, 2009

Born Again Teenager 

An adult who is between the age of 25-50 that still thinks they are a teenager. They dress like teens, listen to ether what's in the charts today or modern Kerrang bands like Neck Deep, Moose Blood, BVB etc and use up-to-date teen slang such as "Bae" and "On fleek".

Also born again teens often go out their way to hide their wrinkles, grey hair or the fact they are going bald with anti-wrinkle cream, hair care products and hair dye to make them as much teen like as they can.
Alan: Have you seen Liam lately?

Andrew: No mate why?
Alan: I saw him the other day. He was wearing skinny jeans and some Nike Air Maxe's with a t-shirt with the word #selfie on it and had bought some anti-wrinkle cream and some hair care products from Lush
Andrew: Isn't he 35?
Alan: Yeah he is. He told me he is a born again teenager.
Andrew: Whats one of those?
Alan: He is trying to feel and look young again I think.