Your favorite or most frequently played WLW sex song. The ultimate inspiration to please your girl that was also probably on your workout playlist from undergrad.
Kristen: "They were playing 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer in Homegoods again today... :/
Jamie: "Dude, I can't believe that's your sapphic boinking anthem."
The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.
Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!