Borisgasm 

The ultimate explosive climax of uncontrollable, incomprehensible chuntering in response to a question of mild difficulty or due to the early state of arousal.

In response to a question, the prime minister had a Borisgasm that left him quivering.

Borisgasm by ryc10 June 29, 2020

Boringatosis 

(Bor-ring-uh-toe-sis) Common
Boringatosis is when one starts to blabber dull facts about something nobody cares about.

It is not contagious- but will occasionally make surrounding people start to feel tired and sleepy.

He got infected by Boringatosis, so now we're all exhausted.

Boringatosis by We Are All Stupid March 1, 2019

Boringasmic

A word to describe a situation that is completely and utterly boring.

Lisa: "Ughhh, this is so boringasmic that I've listened to almost every song on my iPod!!!"

Boringasmic by Cormany10 February 23, 2008

Boringasm 

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.

Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"

Boringasm by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009

Borengasser 

a very white person, probably a scientist

OMG! You're such a borengasser

Borengasser by anonymous April 7, 2022