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Boracay Facial 

When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.
Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!
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bozocracy 

n. Government by clowns. Rule by generally silly, uneducated, and/or stupid people.
We'll soon surpass AZ and WI in ultra-right-wing bozocracy.
bozocracy by MadridTiger June 1, 2011

Barackracy 

The bureaucratic policies, emphasizing excessive layers of non-elected government officials (Czars), as put forth by the administration of President Barack Obama.
With the appointment of all the czars, the government has turned into a giant Barackracy.
Barackracy by Tmatt August 4, 2009

Barackracy 

A combination of Barack Obama and bureaucracy. To be used when discussing his political agenda.
Barackracy claims to bring change to Washington.
Barackracy by romantic trash April 13, 2008

Barakracy 

The new era of government instituted in early 2009, represented by blank-check spending and the largest expansion of government since God said "Let there be light."
"Thanks to the Barakracy, my children's teeth will now begin to resemble those found in Great Britain. Thanks Barak!"
Barakracy by ARPH February 10, 2009

Barackracy 

The national political paralysis stemming from the election of the first African-American president of the United States.
While the country was mired in the worst recession since the Great Depression, fear-mongering Republicans maintained a Barackracy by creating many artificial roadblocks designed to prevent enactment of the comprehensive health care reform needed so badly by so many.
Barackracy by Lefty B. January 21, 2010

barackracy 

All the programs created by President Obama that help only a privileged few.
(Barackracy )is a proposed program to increase the minimum wage for government contractors only. The hell with the rest of the people making minimum wage.
barackracy by wisconsinbaby January 29, 2014