bopatterson 

to have intrinsically bad hair. No matter what style or length, it always looks like a big turd on the person's head.

Did you see the bopatterson under that guy's hat. It looked like his dog crapped on his head, and then he combed it!

bopatterson by Callie Schleider August 27, 2007

batterson 

A statement of poverty, delaperdation and cheapness.

That ketchup is batterson (not Heinz), look at him he is such a batterson, that is beyond Pov speck it's batterson.

batterson by Coonsting April 20, 2017

blatterson 

another name for a black and mild

yo u wuna smote sum blattersons

blatterson by futtin yert May 20, 2008