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Boozewar 

A game of champions... Boozewar is drunkness at it's finest.

Mindless alcoholism is the name of the game. Played only with the best of beers, Natural Ice* is preferred, this game's sole purpose is for you to achieve quick obliteration. Drinking has never been so fun and easy!

Dou you know how to play traditional war with playing cards? Good. Now there's a new twist: one enjoys the fruits of their labor by drinking at their every loss.

BOOZEWAR RULES:
Every time you lose a round, take ONE sip.
If you lose a war, take TWO sips.
If you get caught not drinking on your turn, drink TWO sips.
If you falsely accuse someone of NOT drinking, take THREE sips.
In the instance of a double war, the loser takes FOUR sips, and so on.
If you run out of cards, pick the person you think will be the only prevailing Boozewarrior and drink when they drink.

BOOZEWAR is the optimum pre-game and is guaranteed to get you blasted. Once a drunkard has played this lovely game, it will remain at the top of their boozing game list.

*Ice beer has a higher alcohol content.
Remember to drink responsibly-ish!!
You down for a couple rounds of Boozewar tonight? I'll bring the Natty.

Please give me an Advil, I played Boozewar last night until 3 in the morning.
Boozewar by Jaimee Pearson January 2, 2009
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boozewatch 

A sight that lists where the cheapest drinks are in Western Australia
You can search boozewatch to find the best drink bargains in Western Australia
boozewatch by Croweater February 18, 2008
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Boozewad 

(n.) A person who, upon hearing of the recent repeal of Massachusett's 6.25% liquor tax, immediately embarks on the celebratory consumption of said tax-free liquor. Indefinitely.
a) Since the historic repeal, John's become a total boozewad! He even uses the 6.25% he saves on every purchase to buy more beer.

b) "In case you haven't heard, the sales tax on boozewad repealed for next year. Which means for me, that 2011 will be 6.25% more fun."
Boozewad by jordypants November 6, 2010

Boozewarrior 

A Boozewarrior is one who partakes in the game of Boozewar.

Generally, the Boozewarrior will be rewarded with a night to remember (or not) and a headache the following morning. Invite a friend to play a round!
That Boozewarrior just played three Aces in a row!

A Boozewarrior never turns down a game of Boozewar.
Boozewarrior by Jaimee Pearson January 2, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026