Babies with large buttocks with a thick layer of peanut butter covering their entire body who constantly steal yo man.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it
will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB
will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there'
s nothing left but peanut butter. Then it
will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else
will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it
will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It
will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big
booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.
Guy: Whoa
dude? Why is peanut butter leaking from every hole in your body? KInda
hot ngl.
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby
bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man
