Boot up urs

The purposeful placement of one's boot inside another person's anus.

Join us now, or you'll find a boot up urs!

by M. Meursault July 17, 2017

Get booted up

When Mrs. Hanson wants you to load up your computer. She often refers to turning on your computer to "booting up".

Okay ladies get booted up! We are going to do a quickwrite today.

by ilovegarciafries June 4, 2015

PC boot up dance

The act of standing or sitting motionless while waiting for your PC to boot up or restart. Refers to the extended periods of time you spend motionless while you wait for your PC to restart, especially if it is not operating properly.

Higgins fell asleep in his chair while he was doing the PC boot up dance.

Bob had to be resuscitated after he restarted his computer and lapsed into a coma while doing the PC boot up dance.

by docktergonzo February 26, 2007

Boot up

To get into a sexual or affectionate action with an significant other

Oh look at Keisha all boot up with her lil man

by Big bib a May 28, 2019

Booted up my pc

best part ever in Fortnite battle pass song.
guy 1: what is your favorite sentence ever
guy 2: booted up my pc
guy 1: oh shit

I just shit out my ass, booted up my pc

by April 30, 2022

Boot it up

to go crazy and turn up

bruh let’s boot it up tonight

by baddest bitch in the game April 13, 2021

Fuck up boots

helps you find a way to stomp on your dick while trying to receive communion at church.

Also: Cant do ANYTHING

ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage

Dude, Rich... You cant sneak check into that goddamn door, because... no.. i dont give a fuck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your Fuck Up Boots werent on... cuz they clearly are.. im gonna fucking kill you..... fuck... you rolled a fucking 3 and now im gonna kill you...

by pizzarancher October 25, 2008