boomernomics

originally an investment strategy term, used to describe funds that invest heavily in boomer-related products and services, such as anti-aging herbs or bird-watching tours; can be more broadly applied to the general economic and social effects of this large demographic group moving on in its collective life

My careful study of boomernomics predicts a great future in recreational vehicle sales, so I'm going for it!

boomernomics by jcere December 9, 2008

Boozenomics

Of or relating to the calculation involved in the purchase or acquisition of booze based on the principles of the ratio equivalence between units of alcohol: price. Abv: £ (abv: $ for our American counterparts).

Stefan: Oh, that Tuborg pint looks really cheap.

Sam: you can't! Look at the boozenomics it's only 2.6 units for £2.60 that's a ratio of 1:1. The bengali tiger can is 355ml but 2.6 units for £1.99. That's 1.3:0.985, way better.

Stefan: Cheers! That will get me drunk,better,faster, stronger.

Boozenomics by Boozonominist January 9, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012