book goggles 

phenomenon in which one's time in the bookfield makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; works wonders for people of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages.

During delivery week, I thought the 45 year old heffer and her 13 year old daughter were the two hottest pieces of meat in the market. Thank you Book Goggles.

book goggles by Joe @ UT September 9, 2008

boobgoggles 

when breasts are placed directly on or near your face. So it's like wearing goggles made of boobs.

I was getting my hair cut by this babe the other day and she was giving me boobgoggles.

boobgoggles by Jharrager June 22, 2008