boogernail

1. A fingernail trimmed slightly longer than the other fingernails for scraping boogers from inside one's nose. 2. The index fingernail on the right hand.

Ever since he broke his nose, he needs a boogernail to keep his sinuses clear.

boogernail by anagramman January 10, 2010

boogerwall 

The court case that was held 11 years after the Johnson family found boogers on the bathroom wall

gus did boogerwall

boogerwall by holyshitwhatthefuckitsjoe12345 April 28, 2020

Boogerwall 

A wall with boogers stuck to it. Typically crafted by children, near their beds.

Eww, Little Johnny made a boogerwall, with his boogers.

Boogerwall by porch mammal September 16, 2010

Boogernipple 

The act of rolling a nipple in between your thumb and pointer fingers until it achieves hardness, then flick the hardend nipple.

Guy1: Dude, her nips were hard enough to boogernipple them!

Guy2: What do you mean?

Guy1: You know how you pick your nose and roll the booger into a ball and then flick it once it's hard?

Guy2: Yea.

Guy1: That's how hard they were!

Boogernipple by Dave and Natalie Dubbya. January 4, 2014

Boogernaut 

1:

• Flung or Wiped Boogers that elicit blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed whilst trying to find peace in an afternoon dump.
• An overwhelming, advancing collection of boogers (sometimes in shapes of constellations or flung randomly against the bathroom wall, obviously while seated and most likely defecating) that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path

2:
• A booger or nose goblin which, rather than being deposited using a wiping or smearing method, is flung into air-space to land haphazardly on an adjacent wall. Could also pertain to boogers that have been deposited in the shape of a constellation, so as to infer a “space-like situation”, although in this case used in the plural “boogernauts”.

“What we have here on this bathroom wall, gentlemen, is a Boogernaut. Clearly we can’t stop the perpetrator, as he/she is too deeply devoted to the holy nose goblin.”

“WTF? Did you see all the boogernauts in our bathroom? Somebody working here is a f**king Patrick Stewart wannabe madman.”

Boogernaut by roundown July 20, 2009

Booberfail 

The uberfail of boobs (a cups/training bras)

Guy 1: Omg Stacy is soooooo pretty!
Guy 2: Shes got a nice face but shes a booberfail

Booberfail by that_guy_you_once_met May 4, 2011

Boogerball 

That little booger that you pick and roll, just before you eat or flick it. Pretty sickening in its own way cause a bastard like that shouldn't have picked his nose in the first place.

Nerd 1: Shiz, this boogerball just can't fly off my finger
Nerd 2: Just eat it and relish the saltiness

Guy: You sick little bastards.

Boogerball by lardbuster August 18, 2011