1. Is she loud and obnoxious?
2. Does she use the phrases mhmm and das rite gurl alot?
3. If you are in a public place, is she either in your way or making it difficult for you to hear?
4. Is she wearing some sort of tacky faux suede jumpsuit?
5. If she has kids, are they dressed like stereotypical niggers?
6. Is she on the phone and being extremely loud?
If you answered yes to any of the previous questions, the fat black woman that you see is indeed a true boogadonis!