boofasten

Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.

Person 1: Did you just say boofasten?
Person 2: Yeah, you know, boofasten.

boofasten by Phil February 17, 2005

Boofanted 

The alternative swear word, can actually be used in place of any word. Commonly used in middle schools when teachers are around.

I boofanted your mom last night!
Boofant you!
Your boofant out of luck.
Suck my boofant.
You mother boofanter.

Boofanted by InTheButt March 23, 2010

Boostenhalter 

A cool, sudo-foreign sounding name for an article of women's clothing used to support the boobies.

Kate: I need to find a boostenhalter!
Haley: ...a what?
Kate: A boostenhalter. You know, a bra. That's what my mom always called it.
Haley: Oh. My mom always called it an "over the shoulder boulder holder"
Jenny: BETTE MIDLER!!!!!

Boostenhalter by k8fin January 20, 2009

boogaster 

noun (boo-gah-stir)
1. a life event during which a person unwittingly displays nasal drainage between the nose and upper lip.

2. slang for any faux pas, especially in a social situation.

1. Umm, sweetie, you're having a bit of a boogaster at the moment.
2. Did you hear that speech last night; talk about a boogaster!

boogaster by entropicallyinclined March 21, 2016

Boofastank 

Condition of a unclean and smelly vagina when a girl wipes back to front habitually instead of front to back.

Man, we was about to get busy in the back of the car but she had hella nasty boofastank going on.

Boofastank by Street Prophet April 16, 2011

boofister 

A nickname used for a person who can be kind of dumb, but is overall a person of the highest character. Boofister is used to describe a gentleman scholar whose class is offset by a lack of street smarts.

Man Boofister sure looked fine in that new jacket, though he really was awkward at that party

boofister by JohnW3399 June 8, 2019

Boodastanky 

When a really hairy man fucks his girlfriend in the booty numerous times.

My friend is a Boodastanky, because he is the hairiest man I know. He constantly talks about having butt sex.

Boodastanky by Cunningbacon09 June 15, 2010