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Pronounced "Beaver" the coolest last name in the world !
"You're friends with the Boevers?! I wanna be friends with them!
Boever by yesimawsme7 March 4, 2011
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Boobvertising 

Women use Boobvertising all the time when they dress up to go Manhunting. Their method is to advertise the most dangerous curves on the upper region of the female body, in order to seduce most straight guys to entitle the Boobvertiser to whatever she wishes. Can also be paired with knee-high boots or stilettos for maximum effect.

This form of advertising, may or may not pay off for the men giving in to her wishes, but mainly depends on the actual sluttiness of the woman in question. See also: adverteasing.
Cleavage = Boobvertising.

Push up bra, silicone implants = False Boobvertising.

No bra, A-cup with hardened nipples = low budget Boobvertising.

Joe: "Hey man, did you see that girl's rack?!"
Alfred: "I dare say my good fellow, what lovely, exquisite Boobvertising!"
Boobvertising by Underhere December 10, 2011

Booveris 

Refers to a patient who presents as acutely awkward in social settings, resulting in twitching, banging on tables, hooting, rhythmic rocking and leg smacking in an almost Tourette's-like fashion. First audible symptom is a repetitive random vocalization, for example "Dirt dirt dirt" or "Beer beer beer". While vocalization subject matter is variable the vocalizations are commonly grouped in threes, and accompanied by specific body language, as if the speaker is making a particularly well defined point that defies argument(raised eyebrows, smug expression, eye contact). This can also be accompanied by inappropriate use of profanity, in particular in the presence of the very young or aged, hence the common misdiagnosis of Tourette's.

This condition is sometimes confused with mild Asperger's Syndrome or mild situational agoraphobia and is potentially sympathetic with OCD. Originally observed in Central Canada, with a brief outbreak in Eastern Canada, there is believed to be a tie with Latvia, perhaps due to immigration/emigration. It is not uncommon for Booveris to be treated by self-medication of intoxicants.

There is no clinical agreement if this condition is chromosomal, hereditary, viral, or bacterial.

Key to diagnosis is the patient's inability to prevent or even take note of the offensive/questionable behavior or, if attention is drawn to the behavior, for the patient to understand why the general pubic might be alarmed by the above noted behavior.
Greg: What's your problem?
Erik: There are too many people here I don't know.
Greg: You realize you're rocking back and forth and slapping your legs right?
Erik: Really? Oh "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I think maybe it's "Shot! Shot! Shot!" time to go.
Matt: Wow, you're exhibiting classic Booveris symptoms, I thought you were going to see a specialist?
Erik: Sure sure sure, after this beer beer beer.
Booveris by Gmonnaie October 4, 2008

Booveris 

Refers to a patient who presents as acutely awkward in social settings, resulting in twitching, banging on tables, hooting, rhythmic rocking and leg smacking in an almost Tourette's-like fashion. First audible symptom is a repetitive random vocalization, for example "Dirt dirt dirt" or "Beer beer beer". While vocalization subject matter is variable the vocalizations are commonly grouped in threes, and accompanied by specific body language, as if the speaker is making a particularly well defined point that defies argument(raised eyebrows, smug expression, eye contact). This can also be accompanied by inappropriate use of profanity, in particular in the presence of the very young or aged, hence the common misdiagnosis of Tourette's.

This condition is sometimes confused with mild Asperger's Syndrome or mild situational agoraphobia and is potentially sympathetic with OCD. Originally observed in Central Canada, with a brief outbreak in Eastern Canada, there is believed to be a tie with Latvia, perhaps due to immigration/emigration. It is not uncommon for Booveris to be treated by self-medication of intoxicants.

There is no clinical agreement if this condition is chromosomal, hereditary, viral, or bacterial.

Key to diagnosis is the patient's inability to prevent or even take note of the offensive/questionable behavior or, if attention is drawn to the behavior, for the patient to understand why the general pubic might be alarmed by the above noted behavior.
Greg: What's your problem?
Erik: There are too many people here I don't know.
Greg: You realize you're rocking back and forth and slapping your legs right?
Erik: Really? Oh "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I think maybe it's "Shot! Shot! Shot!" time to go.
Matt: Wow, you're exhibiting classic Booveris symptoms, I thought you were going to see a specialist?
Erik: Sure sure sure, after this beer beer beer.
Booveris by GMonney October 20, 2008

Bootverb 

A made up slang term that some people believe represents a group of Spanish words. Not an actual Spanish term.
I totally bombed that Spanish test. It was laced with Bootverbs.
Bootverb by Tyler Street January 9, 2011
Anal passage, not just the bum hole.
The passage between your arsehole and your gutz.
The reverse vaccum cleaner of your bottom passage
My boyfriend wants to fuck my boover, but I told him I have a perfectly good vessel for that purpose, its called my vagina.

I've got a bad case of jalepeno boover !
boover by jellygirljess December 9, 2009