boobness

All things to do with the glorification, display, or adoration and appreciation of one's boobs.

I got this new cashmere sweater today, it totally enhances my boobness!

I was walking down S. Tacoma Way and all these old guys in front of the Opal were totally tracking my boobness.

I looked in the mirror and could not help smiling at my boobness.

boobness by ParadoxCowgirl December 30, 2011

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boobnesia

boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.

In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.

Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.

boobnesia by magpad November 19, 2010

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Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

Blobness Monster by Binky Winky June 13, 2017