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Boobalism 

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest boobs.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest boobs.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the boobs of the participants.
Alice: So, who gets to go first ?
Blair: Definitely me, by right of boobalism.
Alice: Huh ?
Blair: My boobs are way bigger than yours Alice.
Alice: ...
Boobalism by Ragnarok700_ October 24, 2009
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The Religon of Loving Boobs. The main gods in this religon are Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey and Lindsay Lohan in better days. Also Emo kids are immune to boobism explaining why there pants are so tight.
Anyman who is straight is a follower of boobism
boobism by STUART SMITH November 26, 2005
Boobism, practiced by Boobists, is a movement that honors female independence. Branching from the word Feminism, it has modernised by continuing to encourage the traits of self sufficient, respected women, however celebrating that the male population is not a threat. Boobism is love for both those from Venus and those from Mars.Why can't we all just get along?
Beyonce is the queen boobist

Boobism is a nice cuddly word that is not too cuddly
Boobism by lafro40 October 21, 2013

Boobiesmack 

When a woman is running and her boobles smack another gurls face
Omg Tiffany just boobiesmacked me!!
Boobiesmack by Boobiejams January 23, 2019
Boobism is the religion for worshipping boobs.
Boobism has saved many from a life of crime and sin.
Boobism by l Boobist l June 1, 2021

boobilistic 

Ryan: OMG! That girl made me go boobilistic!
John: I know her boobs were the best!
boobilistic by Ryan Blandin January 24, 2007

boogieism 

1. A form of Communism intended to help African Americans over others.
2. When an African American votes for a canidate based solely on the fact that he is an African American.
If Barack Obama gets elected, we will move from a Democracy to full blown boogieism.
boogieism by Derrell Jackson March 13, 2009