boobenis

A poorly drawn image of male genitalia, but with nipples drawn into the scrotum, producing a hybrid boob-penis image. Exists only in drawn form and does not occur naturally on humans.

For 4 years a boobenis has been on the band room door and no one has cleaned it off.

boobenis by spazzy7 August 19, 2008

boobenshnogger 

when the vibes are totally high 🤟

POV: You are speaking in front of your entire school. You want to say that the vibes are totally high, but you don't want to say that because its lame and you are a lame person. Instead you say "boobenshnogger"

Person 1: Boobenshnogger
Person 2: Wow this guy is so cool and unlame

boobenshnogger by boobenshnogger July 27, 2023

boobens 

Boobens is the term used exclusively by the most 1337 of 1337 people when speaking about breasts.

Mat and Cass are da masters of da b00bens!
Mat has t0it man-b00bens, Cass has 1337 fuX0r-w0r7hy b00bens.

boobens by Mat Grant & Cass McKenna July 15, 2004

boobnis 

A penis that sprouts from an area in between a woman's or man's breasts.

aw shit, my girlfriend has a boobnis and the dick is bigger than mine!

boobnis by Star jugs October 5, 2013

Boobenstien 

Is the correct term used to describe a spliff whilst at work.

"Ohh, time to nip off for a Boobenstien"

"Sounds good to me bud"

Boobenstien by Stu be do February 4, 2010