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boob envy 

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's bigger or more beautiful breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one female is caught glimpsing into another woman's bosom with a look of envy on her face.

The opposite should really be called reverse boob envy or small boobs envy.
- (whispering) "I so wish I had your boobs!"
- (snooty) "Boob envy? Why don't you get a boob job?"
boob envy by Monticello-W October 20, 2016

reverse boob envy 

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's smaller breasts. The opposite of the more common and well-known boob envy, in which a woman envies another female's bigger boobs. Reverse boob envy, also known as small boobs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small breasts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
"Lovely picture of these two girls! Rare example of reverse boob envy. Look at that girl, envying her gorgeous flat chest."
reverse boob envy by Monticello-W October 21, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012