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Bonqueesha 

the type of person to slap the living shit out of you for insulting their hair/outfit, or expose them for wearing a wig.
Yo Mike's new girlfriend is such a Bonqueesha. She slapped this one dude so hard the shockwave wiped out the entire eastern seaboard.
Bonqueesha by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018

Bonduel Beartrap 

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.
Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."
a woman that walks into starbucks, expecting someone know the correct spelling of her name
bonqueefa tells her name to barista and is asked how to spell it, she replies in an aggravated manner...
B-O-N, Q-U, eefa!!!
bonqueefa by falalallalalmydick January 31, 2009

Bonsuerno 

The way to say hello when you are possibly french , spanish or Italian , maybe, sort of...
Bonsuerno by TimFluffyBeard July 31, 2016

Bonquesha 

Bonquesha is a ratchet thot who steals ALL YO MANZZZZ. And wears white crocs and a Speedo everywhere she goes. If she’s not in a Speedo she’ll be flexing on you wit her dang gucci slides
BRUHHH that bonquesha stole mah manzzzz

My brother told me he was gay the said but bonquesha is a babe and I’ll still smash her!
Fancy word for 'typo'
Man, did you understand anything his email said with all those bonues in it?
bonues by Doofus Monitor December 29, 2005