dake-bonoism 

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

dake-bonoism by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

dake-bonoism 

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

dake-bonoism by skip November 7, 2002

boobism 

The Religon of Loving Boobs. The main gods in this religon are Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey and Lindsay Lohan in better days. Also Emo kids are immune to boobism explaining why there pants are so tight.

Anyman who is straight is a follower of boobism

boobism by STUART SMITH November 26, 2005

booboisie 

booboisie (adj., n.) ("büb-"wä-'zE) is a blend of boob and bourgeoisie coined by the late great critic, writer, and radical thinker, H.L. Mencken (1880-1956). In the plural, Mencken used booboisie to describe the ignorant members of "Main Street America." The singular is also booboisie, which Mencken used to describe “a professional man who conforms unthinkingly to prevailing middle-class standards.”

“No one in this world, so far as I know ... has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of booboisie.”

booboisie by true dough December 14, 2008

Boobism 

Boobism, practiced by Boobists, is a movement that honors female independence. Branching from the word Feminism, it has modernised by continuing to encourage the traits of self sufficient, respected women, however celebrating that the male population is not a threat. Boobism is love for both those from Venus and those from Mars.Why can't we all just get along?

Beyonce is the queen boobist

Boobism is a nice cuddly word that is not too cuddly

Boobism by lafro40 October 21, 2013

bonobos 

A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.

When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.

bonobos by Adel7 January 1, 2008

booboisie 

a social order dominated by boobs

Bush Administration: the quintessential booboisie.

booboisie by MasalaBallz September 1, 2008