|1.||shut teh face|
a fun way of telling others to shut the fuck up because they sound like a bonifide retard
you shut teh face, only open teh face to eat teh toasty oats
Wigster is someone that acts like they are from the hood but grew up in the 'burbs.
Jake also known as (self titled) Genuine is a a bonifide wigster.
of or pertaining to the magical power of a modern day pimp still living in Paris, Dr. Yoniferous.
The Deacon of Parisian Cool, bringer of punani to visiting quasi diplomats, a living legend in the streets of the city of love.
Oh merde, look at the fish nets on that bomb ass babe staying in the Hotel Costes. Yeah, she's yoniferous, fly ass coochie.
That's some bonifide yoniferous clam baby.
Racer: sailboat racing competitor (in this context, male)
to be a bonifide racer, must be a skipper.
(a fully-fledged male sailor who is a crew is slightly embarrassing)
1. a girl (or guy) who is attracted to these sailing boys
2. L & J when drunk
customary conversation between two racer chasers:
"Oh man L did u see the abs on that one? He must hike out allllll the time"
"No J, but I did see the one with the sexy lifejacket tan! i just love it when they have that rectangle of blindingly white skin on their back and chest!"
She's the kinda girl that makes your toes go pop.
"that girl Sheila is a bonifide vaccum cleaner.
Your main girl or guy, sometimes out of sevral others.
The girl/guy that is considered the "one". All other girls/guys are just for fun.
All Johns other girls knew that Jane is Johns' Bonafide girl.
Jane had several guys she was seeing, ut Jon was her Bonafide man.
A red noodle results from a man having sex with a woman during menstruation. Upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating vaginal sheath, the penis is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.
Man! I boned that chick hard last night. But the bitch didn't tell me Aunt Flo was visiting! When I pulled out, I had myself a bonifide red noodle! It was an abomination I tell ya!