bongsitting 

When a friend, due to circumstances, leaves a bong of theirs at your place for safekeeping.

Dude, I'm going on vacation for a few weeks, can you bongsit for me? My roommate broke my last one and I don't trust him...

Person 1: Dude, I love your bong!
Person 2: Oh, it's not mine, I'm just bongsitting it for the summer.

bongsitting by frostycakes July 24, 2010

bunsitting 

A term used to describe babysitting rabbits.

Are you still available for bunsitting?

bunsitting by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

Bodgitting 

Fritter away time by doing dodgy DIY and general handyman type stuff around the house and garden.

Spending time with your mate at the weekend Bodgitting.
Bodgitting can include knocking things up by using bits of old timber, trying to mend broken stuff using sticky tape, wire and baler twine or fixing a damaged fence.

Bodgitting by Scarper October 5, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012