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boneroni 

Meat appropriate for female consumption and or enjoyment.
Girl "I would like to purchase some pepperoni..." Clerk "Wouldn't you like some boneroni instead?"

Pepperoni=Man
Boneroni=Woman ;)
boneroni by whoratio December 3, 2010
Related Words

bonerboning 

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.
yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.
bonerboning by JB177 March 25, 2010

Bonerocity 

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.
example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

Bonersniffer 

Damn you’re such a bonersniffer right now
Bonersniffer by FreezyOnUD February 19, 2020

boneronium 

“Try our new, improved ED pill! Now with BONERONIUM!”
boneronium by Shaker Heights February 25, 2019
Bro stfu and stop being a bozeroni
Bozeroni by Big cockeroni March 15, 2022