Boner Meter

A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.

That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter

Boner Meter by jayak November 7, 2004

bonerometer 

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010

bonerbiter 

A complete tool who enjoys biting dudes boners

"Dude that kid Dom is such a bonerbiter, he broke my blacklight."

bonerbiter by charlie brooks July 5, 2007

Bonerterial

A image, video, view or anything visual that can cause a male (or shemale) species to become erect giving them a huge boner

Boy 1: "Natalie Portman is so beautiful!"
Boy 2: "Bonerterial"

Bonerterial by paleboyfinch May 14, 2013

bonerbiter 

when a sudden pain is in the groin area.

ow fuck my cock just got a bonerbiter

bonerbiter by but cream November 17, 2020

Bonerleer

A belt for carrying a large number of assorted dildos and other phallic objects within easy and accessible reach.

Etymology: A bandolier of boners.

Alternative spelling: Bonerlier

My wife: “If I ever have sex with a lady I’ll be confused and wonder where her penis is.”
Me, an intellectual: “No you won’t, you’ll just pull one of yours out of your bonerleer and use it on her.”

Bonerleer by Pleased But Sticky September 17, 2021

Bonerometrics 

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

Bonerometrics by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023