bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

Bonercast

Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners

Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast

Bonercast by Adb1002 May 20, 2018

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

bonerise by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.

Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.

bantercise by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010

bonksercise 

being physically exercised by a ssgt to the point of death. usually in boots and utes and when survived resulting in extreme pain and discomfort. pain is usually long enough to ruin your weekend.

oh man, i got bonksercised today at the gym.

bonksercise by horschel April 1, 2009

The Bonercast 

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.

"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"

The Bonercast by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH May 2, 2016