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(noun) symbolistic defensive mechanism in which you separate and surround yourself for protection from attacks, and more specifically from attacks on your French language skills.
Mitch, did you like Doll Face's bone moat about Bieb's TimBits?
Bone Moat by December 1, 2021

bonermational 

Something that is informational and gives you a hard on simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude have you seen those eyehandy videos on Youtube ?

Guy 2: Yeah man they're so bonermational !

bonerboat 

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag
The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.
bonerboat by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

Bonermattaphobia

The phobia of getting a boner while getting changed with a large group of males.
A homophobic male may suffer from bonermattaphobia

Bonermatic

When you see a girl that is so HOT she is instantly gives you a boner.
I was hanging out the other day and this dime walked by damn she was bonermatic.
Bonermatic by Silverhoss99 October 13, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026