by Jack "Mushroomtattoo" Gatehissouse April 14, 2005
When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive
God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner
by Mr. Billie jean September 13, 2017
When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.
A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"
B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
by Zeeb Starn June 6, 2011
The act of dipping a penis into warm milk and proceeding to get a boner. Black men normally to this to simulate white women who are very pale.
by black nibba 27 February 28, 2018