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1.
When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.
A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"

B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
by Zeeb Starn June 06, 2011