5 hour boner 

A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed.

Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."

5 hour boner by Dr. Bulldog October 18, 2010

5 o'clock boner 

A cause for alarm; chemically stressed induced morning errection you are awake for. A boner for the night crews, a grave yard shift errection from hell. this type of errection lasts and lasts usually starting at about 3-9 am. And only becomes painfully aware.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.

This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.

Limp dick motherfucker all over again.

"Ahh, I have a raging angry 5 o'clock boner" said the Marine on post..

"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register

The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.

God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..

The boner you wish you had during sex

5 o'clock boner by SLAA addict June 27, 2014

102.5 The Bone 

Radio Station in Tampa, Florida were you can hear almost 200 songs of utter crap. Playing burnt- to- death hard classic songs. Primary artists included Van Halen, GNR, and Cinderalla amongst other music. (Mainly 80's Hair Metal.) The stations just recentely added 90's grunge to just to sound "NEW" again. Bubba the Lovesponge and Cowhead are on in morning and afternoons. The music is super obnoxious and will give you a headache.

On 102.5 The Bone the sweepers claim that the station sounds newer than even. Then plays "Paradise City" by Guns N Roses. A station staple since its early days.

102.5 The Bone by buzzaldrin006 June 30, 2011

5th grade boner 

jsut like 5th grade when all the blood rushes to your dick but ur dick itsnt fully devloped yet

Dang, Kate just showed me her boobs and now i got a 5th grade boner.

5th grade boner by laxbro99 November 30, 2011

500 boners

500 is the most you can have.

bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.

500 boners by Ese Y December 14, 2008

500 boners

500 is the most you can have.

bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.

500 boners by Ese Y December 14, 2008