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Bonehawker 

Noun - Any person who stares at a man's package.

Verb - bonehawk'n - To check out a man's package.
n. - Who, Lisa? Yeah man she's a total bonehawker, she was staring at my balls all night.



v. - Hey yo, Tiny E, check it out man...that bitch is bonehawking you!
Bonehawker by Bing Stroh July 27, 2005
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a bonehawk is someone who stands by a urinal and watches you take a whiz
al- that guy watches me pee spencer- must be a bonehawk
bonehawk by n.ro May 20, 2006
The seductive gaze or stare a woman utilizes to communicate and/or insinuate that the sight of a man sexually stimulates her to the point where she needs to have sex with you immediately and then discard her panties.
"Dude the new bartender loves to bonehawk me, I wish I was single because I want to bone her out."

"Did you see that chick bonhehawk you on the way in? The blond skank at the door wearing the sweat suit, take her home."

Introduction Example:

Man walks by woman.
Female: <BONEHAWK>
Male: "Hi I'm Captain Douchebag, can I buy you a drink?"
Female: <INTENSE BONEHAWK> "Lets go to your house."
Bonehawk by Badmofo420 February 20, 2011
The bone on a dogs head that sticks out like pluto. it’s like a bone mohawk, a bonehawk!
pluto the dog has a big bonehawk on his head.
bonehawk by antipositive January 28, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026