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bon·chi /bon - chi /

–noun, plural -s -Slang
1. a female who shops at the Bon Marche (bon) or other middle tier department store (Macy's) and makes a chirping (chi) sound when laughing or talking with a group of friends.

2. the word is a portmanteau: a blend of two (or more) words or morphemes and their meanings into one new word. Bon Marche + Chirp = bonchi

-adjective
3. typical of or reflecting the characteristic of a bonchi.
Those bonchis in the hallway are giving me a headache with their high pitched cheep, cheep, cheeps. (hee, hee, hee).

She is a total bonchi! She is wearing the same outfit as the window display mannequin at Macy's.

Don't buy that dress it looks so bonchi.
bonchi by dayone August 1, 2010
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in the malayalam language(colloquial) bonchi means sweety lemon juice
please give me a bonchi with ice
A term for growing a midget pepper
Yo that bonchi is short but look at the girth on it.
Bonchi by Pepper Don September 16, 2017
To bonchi is the Act of putting a dildo/vibrator somewhere that you usually don’t
Barbra-yesterday I bought a vibrator and put it in my nose
Alex-you did a bonchi
Barbra-I guess
Alex-also we’re not friends anymore
Barbra-why not
Alex-YOU PUT A VIBRATOR IN YOUR FUCKING NOSE!!!
Barbra-oh

Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

bolchiing 

This is when some wasteman's motive gets crashed by bare mandem
Also similar to a 'majoring'
Usually occurs when a wet yute has bad control of his party
Are you man on bolchiing the motive on sat?
Raaaaaah that guy is tapped he just allowed his house to be bolchid
bolchiing by MotiveKingpin May 22, 2019
A japanese word for loneliness or a lonely person. Could also be used as a slang for a socially awkward person
"I like Bocchi, she just like me fr"
"What are you? a Bocchi?
Bocchi by Azazels Autumm March 18, 2023
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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