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A worse-than-normal open source evangelist who wants to destroy Microsoft and uses open source software so he can be labeled 'different'. It is suspected that if BSD had a 95% market share, he would immediately switch to Windows. Very egotistical and always extremely condescending, like many of his ilk.
<some guy> What's a good defragmenting program for XP?
<boltsky> use BSD newb, you dont need to defrag FFS fucktard
<neutraleyes> shut the fuck up boltsky, get diskeeper someguy
<neutraleyes> wow, a new opera release is out! I feign surprise for the purpose of this italicized example!
<boltsky> use firefox you fucking idiot, it's way better, i am a complete tool
<boltsky> wait, i just read that firefox has more than 2% market share
<boltsky> use lynx you fucking moron, graphics are for dicks
<boltsky> heil hitler
boltsky by sharphardware September 27, 2005
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Boltsky, the faggot, one day was sucking so much dick he swallowed a man
boltsky by What a faggot! May 27, 2003
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nacho's devoted lover and admirer
boltsky am sex the nach
boltsky by nacho March 24, 2003
A group or multiple (more than 3) Mazda Miatas in one place, either owned by one person or many.
I saw a whole bolasky of Miatas at the local Pho place, there must have been at least three of them.
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Simple word for a bottle of liquor
hand that botsky so i can grab a shwig
botsky by k ddub September 12, 2011
1. Someone who is extremely whipped and a complete let down.
2. Someone who thinks they are good at computer games but are actually trash
Are you coming tonight or being a Bolsky
Bolsky by Dr Robotnic April 6, 2020
It means your apart of a very fightable family eating mexican food.
Oh Mr Blotsky is pretty nice even thou he mexican but looks american
blotsky by Blotsky, Logan May 1, 2023
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