A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health
"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsensescience factoid
A rare supernatural metal hidden in the deepest and most retarded depths of the Earth. Those who come in contact with it automatically become Bozos.
Thousands people have fallen victim to this metal and scientists have yet to find a cure for it.
Cozy is such a fuckingBozo, it's as if he had a chunk of Bozonium permanently stuck in his ass.
When you've been lonely for so long, you've forgotten what love means and you cry until your cured.
Person 1: ”Do you think Toni and Carl love each other yet?”
Person 2, with puffy eyes: ”What's love?” -sniff-
Person 1: ”dude..are you Bylonium..?”
Person 2: ”yeeEAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA”