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Bolognaise Bullets 

When you spin spaghetti bolognaise around your fork, launching meat and juice at the people opposite.
Guy: Oh God I got killed by bolognaise bullets!!!

ball-sack bolognaise 

Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.
My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.

Spaghetti bolognaise 

also known as the dish of love
wow he/she made Spaghetti bolognaise they really like you

Dingleberry Bolognese 

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

BOLOGNESE THOT 

The legend behind this phrase is that if you have a thot and you don't put them in water then they are just a thot. But, if you take a thot and you drown them in boiling water then they go limp and floppy like spaghetti; resulting in a BOLOGNESE THOT (you can't say it without exclaiming it).
"That party was mega!"
"I know, a girl was even passed out on the floor like a BOLOGNESE THOT".
BOLOGNESE THOT by Wakisaki December 14, 2017
sperm, jizz, ejaculate, penis cream, sauna milk, hellmans
my boyfriend covers me so good and thick with his fucking boyonaise
boyonaise by alison schraen August 9, 2019