A person who worries pointlessly about all uncontrollable, insignificant, and unimportant occurrences or events.
Marco: I can't believe she doesn't want to go out with me!
Jack: No need to get your knickers all tangled up. There are much more good-looking gals than her! Pull yourself together you bollywocker!
Jack: No need to get your knickers all tangled up. There are much more good-looking gals than her! Pull yourself together you bollywocker!
by johnnysideshow May 14, 2011
Get the bollywockermug. Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.
Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."
by wadecore May 16, 2013
Get the titsmashing the bollywockmug.