bollocknaise 

Slang Term for Sperm, spunk, semen

"She had more curves than a bowl of pasta - which I poured Papa's best bollocknaise over"

bollocknaise by CATCHAG May 18, 2006

ball-sack bolognaise 

Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.

My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.

ball-sack bolognaise by JJ Brubaker July 3, 2006

bolognaise smile 

A description of your face when you have just gone down on a woman who is in the middle of her period.

So I was going down on this lass, but when I came up for air I had a bolognaise smile!

bolognaise smile by Theoban August 5, 2004

Bolognaise Bullets 

When you spin spaghetti bolognaise around your fork, launching meat and juice at the people opposite.

Guy: Oh God I got killed by bolognaise bullets!!!

Bolognaise Bullets by WEEE WEEEEE MOOO MOOOO CAT January 25, 2009

Spaghetti Bollocknaise 

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.

Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.

Spaghetti Bollocknaise by JNS Memes May 30, 2018

Spaghetti bolognaise 

also known as the dish of love

wow he/she made Spaghetti bolognaise they really like you

Spaghetti bolognaise by mwaha Mr helpful June 16, 2010

Bollockaiser

Bollockaiser is the ruler of bollocks, it can be interpreted in a literal sense as referring to the of the king of testicles, or in a more metaphorical sense, where bollocks refers not only to the anatomical feature, but also to other connotations of bollocks (bullshit/nonsense), then the bollockaiser is someone who so quintessentially exemplifies these qualities that they can be named such.

Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə

Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)

(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)

(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.

Oh yeah, he's the Bollockaiser alright. He has bollocks and bullshit aplenty.

Bollockaiser by Bollockaiser April 15, 2024