boldly going nowhere

Lame arse website for a bunch of losers who have absolutely nothing better to do.

"Welcome to:

THE TIGHT FISTED CLENCH OF THE CHURCH OF BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"

"If you wish to go completely OT or completely postal, please visit 'Way Off Topic' in the Boldly Going Nowhere Forums, which of course, requires your lazy arse to register."

by Choadie November 16, 2007

To boldly go where no man has gone before

Take the virginity of a Trekie (usually a female).

The phrase is of unknown origin but it seems that it comes from the "franchise" of Star Trek porn parodies such as "Sex Trek: the next penetration" and "Where no man has cum before".

Fred: Hey, you know what? I slept with Janice last night!

Bob: No! Janice the Trekie?

Fred: Yeah..

Bob: That's what I call "To boldly go where no man has gone before"!

by Adam Nonymus June 20, 2009

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.

I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Boldly Shy

To be socially awkward, but still a social butterfly. See also cocky but insecure.

She was once again put off due to her 'boldly shy personality.

by Jgoo511 August 1, 2023